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Saskatchewan Roads

Saskatchewan drivers drive on what's left of the road

Saskatchewan Roads thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Been there, swerved for that

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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