Saskatchewan Roads

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz