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Saskatchewan Roads

Saskatchewan drivers drive on what's left of the road

Saskatchewan Roads thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Been there, swerved for that

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

One

Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses

Men in Denim