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Saskatchewan Mansion

Pricing out grain bin silos for elite Canadian farmers

Saskatchewan Mansion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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