Saskatchewan Mansion

Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright