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Saskatchewan Mansion

Pricing out grain bin silos for elite Canadian farmers

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Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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