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Saskatchewan Mansion

Pricing out grain bin silos for elite Canadian farmers

Saskatchewan Mansion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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SinkHole Pickup

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Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

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'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

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People Of The River

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