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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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