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Sand Strap Experience

Is the new guy as experienced as he says?

Sand Strap Experience thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The knowledge that you have emerged wiser and stronger from setbacks means that you are, ever after, secure in your ability to survive. - J K Rowling

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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