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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

Wisdom begins in wonder. - Socrates

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

The patient has the right to accept your advice or to ignore it. - Martin H. Fischer

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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