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Sage - any of various plants of the genus Salvia of the mint family, especially S. officinalis, having aromatic grayish-green leaves

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Silence is true wisdom's best reply. - Euripides

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Wisdom consists of the anticipation of consequences. - Norman Cousins

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without. - Henry David Thoreau

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

It is the province of knowledge to speak. It is the privilege of wisdom to listen. - Christine Lane

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

"Quit now, you'll never make it." If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there. - David Zucker

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

If you realize that you aren't as wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today. - Unknown

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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