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Sage - any of various plants of the genus Salvia of the mint family, especially S. officinalis, having aromatic grayish-green leaves

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A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Wisdom is found only in truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The wisest of the wise may err. - Aeschylus

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

The wise speak only of what they know. - Gandalf

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. - Doug Larson

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood


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