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Sage - any of various plants of the genus Salvia of the mint family, especially S. officinalis, having aromatic grayish-green leaves

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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah Winfrey

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred Tennyson

A silent man is easily reputed wise. - Frederick W Robertson

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

Of all parts of wisdom the practice is the best. - John Tillotson

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Collect as precious pearls the words of the wise and virtuous. - Abd-el-Kadar

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

No man is so wise that he knows everything, nor is any man so stupid he knows nothing. - Amish Saying

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom. - Theodore Isaac Rubin

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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