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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Fortune befriends the bold. - Emily Dickinson

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Ambition can creep as well as soar. - Edmund Burke

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Our favorite attitude should be gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

I'm not a dreamer... but I believe in miracles. I have to. - Terry Fox

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When you are thwarted, it is your own attitude that is out of order. - Meister Eckhart

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. - Bruce Lee

The maxim, 'Nothing avails but perfection,' spells paralysis. - Winston Churchill

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Andre Gide

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but in the failure to use the one talent. - Edgar Work

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

Stop this attitude that older people ain't any good anymore! We're as good as we ever were - if we ever were any good. - Dolly Parton

It takes someone with a vision of the possibilities to attain new levels of experience. Someone with the courage to live his dreams. - Les Brown

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

When people come alongside us during difficult times to give us renewed courage, a renewed spirit, renewed hope - that's encouragement. - David Jeremiah

A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events and outcomes. It is a catalyst and it sparks extraordinary results. - Wade Boggs

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