Runaway Blimp
Clash of cultures in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
QuotaBillsFlew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz