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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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