Round Table
Medieval guests observing the knight shift
Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty
Puns since the Middle Ages
QuotaBillsLose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley
Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall
An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats
Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw
Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem
If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz
Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin
The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound
It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent
Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen
Human language appears to be a unique phenomenon, without significant analogue in the animal world. - Noam Chomsky
The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King
Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra
In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin
I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe