Round Table

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

It's not so much how good a player you are, it's how cool you are. - Slash

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

No matter how cool you think you may be, you're not cool enough to look down on anyone... ever. - Paul Walker

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards