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Round Table

Medieval guests observing the knight shift

Round Table thanks to Dave Loewen

Knights of the Round Table on Crusade Circle duty

Puns since the Middle Ages
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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are. - C S Lewis

Technology is cool, but you've got to use it as opposed to letting it use you. - Prince

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

In helping others, we shall help ourselves, for whatever good we give out completes the circle and comes back to us. - Flora Edwards

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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