QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison