QuotaBillsNever trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Meat: Grass once removed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman
A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb
As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard
If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher
The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud
Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway