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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle


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