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Resting Bird

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Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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Hardtail Bike

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