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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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