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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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