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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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