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How there can be peace between the Jews and Palestinians

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Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy


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