QuotaBillsZombies hate fast food. - Unknown
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
BP: Company in Gulf of Mexico that turns your barbecue into a tarbecue. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell