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Redneck Pencil Sharpener

How Bubba sharpens his pencils

Redneck Pencil Sharpener thanks to Keith Blake

Before the days of electric pencil sharpeners

Even before the Hammacher Schlemmer Company of New York offered the world's first electric pencil sharpener in the early 1940s, manually-operated chainsaw pencil sharpeners were used by Rednecks.

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No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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