QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker