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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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