Redneck Bird Feeder

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken