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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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