Redneck Bass Tape Measure

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Paraffins: Found on sides of fish - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You can often measure a person by the size of his dream. - Robert H. Schuller

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The size of a man is measured by what it takes to upset him. - Unknown

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister. - Phyllis Diller

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel