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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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