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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway


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