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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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