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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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