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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. - Marcus Aurelius

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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