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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg


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