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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. - Marcus Aurelius

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared. - Niccolo Machiavelli

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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