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White Power is no longer politically correct

Racist Toothpaste thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

Why was Obama in the White House and not the Black House?

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term 'politically correct' was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H L Mencken

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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