Pulled Chicken

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first. - Josiah Quincy

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell