Pulled Chicken
Yanked off the dance floor while laying an egg
What happens to non-eggsellent performers
QuotaBillsDeviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb
A slow miracle is no easier to perform than an instant one. - C S Lewis
It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
We promise according to our hopes and perform according to our fears. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. - Zig Ziglar
I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench
Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first. - Josiah Quincy
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell