Protect Your Ass

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

A mere scholar, a mere ass. - Robert Burton

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. - Latin Proverb

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

If you're not in the arena getting your ass kicked, I'm not interested in or open to your feedback. - Brene Brown

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli