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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

The truth hurts, but silence kills. - Mark Twain

Trust if the byproduct of integrity. - Zig Ziglar

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose. - Ovid

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Integrity is making sure that the things you say and the things you do are in alignment. - Katrina Mayer

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The truth is, of course, that what one regards as interruptions are precisely one's life. - C S Lewis

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Some people are your relatives but others are your ancestors, and you choose the ones you want to have as ancestors. You create yourself out of those values. - Ralph Ellison

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert

In the final analysis there is no solution to man's progress but the day's honest work, the day's honest decisions, the day's generous utterances and the day's good deed. - Clare B Luce


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