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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Honesty is the best policy. - Miguel de Cervantes

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

The elegance of honesty needs no adornment. - Merry Browne

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

We arrive at the truth, not by reason only, but also by the heart. - Blaise Pascal

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield

What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins

A maxim is the exact and noble expression of an important and indisputable truth. Good maxims are the germs of all excellence; when firmly fixed on the memory, they nourish the will. - Joseph Joubert


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