QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm
Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson
I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney
Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev