QuotaBillsSupport the right to arm bears. - Unknown
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds