Pocket Knots

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller