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Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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I hate definitions. - Benjamin Disraeli

The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

The best of us must sometimes eat our words. - J K Rowling

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. - Johnny Carson

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

Always prefer the plain direct word to the long, vague one. Don't implement promises, but keep them. - C S Lewis

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

If storytelling is important, then your narrative ability or your ability to put into words or use what someone else has put into words effectively, is important too. - Howard Gardner

Language has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone. - Paul Tillich

Look at the language. If a scientist delivers the simple, unconditional, absolutely certain statements that politicians and journalists want, he is talking as an activist, not a scientist. - Daniel Gardner

Every thought willingly contemplated, every word meaningly spoken, every action freely done, consolidates itself in the character, and will project itself onward in a permanent continuity. - Henry Giles

I looked up the word ‘politics' in the dictionary. It's actually a combination of two words: ‘poli', which means many, and ‘tics', which means bloodsuckers. - Jay Leno

We live in story like a fish lives in water. We swim through words and images siphoning story through our minds the way a fish siphons water through its gills. We cannot think without language. - Christina Baldwin

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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