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By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

There are tones of voices that mean more than words. - Robert Frost

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words. - William Faulkner

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Quotation, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. - Ambrose Bierce

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson

A very great part of the mischiefs that vex the world arises from words. - Edmund Burke

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Words can be deceitful, but pantomime necessarily is simple, clear and direct. - Marcel Marceau

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Sabbatical: A Latin word meaning, 'I quit, but you won’t know it for certain for a year' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them. - John F Kennedy

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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