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Word definitions for a happy Pittsburghonian

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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The word is psalm, S-O-M. - Archie Bunker

Truth by definition excludes. - Ravi Zacharias

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Silence is better than unmeaning words. - Pythagoras

Foul words and frowns must not repel a lover. - William Shakespeare

If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know? - Steven Wright

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Today's comics use 4-letter words as a shortcut to thinking. - Red Skelton

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

If the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful? - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Psychology: 1. The science that tells you what you already know in words you can't understand; 2. The science of everything we know about what people are willing to tell us. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Two of the chief defenders of the faith in the Old Testament and in the New - Moses and Paul - were both well-versed in the language, the thinking, and the philosophy of their cultures. - Ravi Zacharias

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. - Leo Buscaglia


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