Pittsburghese

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Never lose a chance of saying a kind word. - William Thackeray

A word too much always defeats its purpose. - Arthur Schopenhauer

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower. - Bruce Feirstein

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words. - Elbert Hubbard

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. - Josh Billings

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The educated Southerner has no use for an "R", except at the beginning of a word. - Mark Twain

It was ability that mattered, not disability, which is a word I'm not crazy about using. - Marlee Matlin

The plunge of civilization into this abyss of blood and darkness is too tragic for any words. - Henry James

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. - Francois Fenelon

Sabbatical: A Latin word meaning, 'I quit, but you won’t know it for certain for a year' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Not to mince words, Mr. Epstein, we don't like your boys' sound. Groups of guitarists are on the way out. - Brian Epstein

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best way to engage honestly with the marketplace via Twitter is to never use the words 'engage,' 'honestly', or 'marketplace.' - Jeffrey Zeldman

If storytelling is important, then your narrative ability or your ability to put into words or use what someone else has put into words effectively, is important too. - Howard Gardner

Music: 1. The only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing; 2. Moonlight in the gloomy night of life; 3. When one of the nine muses is not feeling well. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hold the words and intentions gently with you as you go about your day, take action as it's called for and as it feels right for you and then simply watch as life unfolds and opens up for you. - Cat O'Connor