Perfect Girl

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison