Perfect Girl

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If you would be loved, love and be lovable. - Benjamin Franklin

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst