Perfect Girl

Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama