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Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

If thou art a master, sometimes be blind; if a servant, sometimes be deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway


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