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Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is not a good teacher, failure makes you humble. - Shah Rukh Khan

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

When the purge of teacher individualism is unrestrained, eccentricity, initiative and individuality become the casualties. - Andy Hargreaves

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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