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Peddle Sewing Machine Sink

Making history in bathroom design

Peddle Sewing Machine Sink thanks to Barry McCartney

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Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch

Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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