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Partial Flight

Flying with the entire plane is probably better

Partial Flight thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What happens when you lose a plane's reverse thrusters?

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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