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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Fog is just clouds that have fell down. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Clouds: The travelling mountains of the sky - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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