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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

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The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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