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How grandparents financially support their grandkids

Paid Off Student Loan thanks to Marian Scheelar

Great, now I have to tell them I dropped out two years ago...

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Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Prayer turns ordinary parents into prophets who shape the destinies of their children, grandchildren, and every generation that follows. - Mark Batterson

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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