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Paid Off Student Loan

How grandparents financially support their grandkids

Paid Off Student Loan thanks to Marian Scheelar

Great, now I have to tell them I dropped out two years ago...

Christmas present that may backfire

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Fate is character. - William Winter

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

The world is run by C students. - Al McGuire

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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