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Paid Off Student Loan

How grandparents financially support their grandkids

Paid Off Student Loan thanks to Marian Scheelar

Great, now I have to tell them I dropped out two years ago...

Christmas present that may backfire

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Cramnesia: Student memory loss. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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