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Owl Photobomb

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Owl Photobomb thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photobomb: to ruin a photograph by appearing in an image without the photographer's knowledge, often in some dramatic or comical way.

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm a night owl for sure. I was born at 1 A.M., and that's the excuse I use. - Karla Souza

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound
Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan

The inauspiciousness of the owl is nothing but the inauspiciousness of the man who thinks that owl is inauspicious. - Mehmet Murat ildan

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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