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Ostrich Passion

Consequence of a passionate night out

Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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