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Ostrich Passion

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Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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