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Ostrich Passion

Consequence of a passionate night out

Ostrich Passion thanks to Howard Chapman

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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

The ungovernable passion for wealth. - Ovid

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder


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