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Batman's first Santa Claus costume

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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