QuotaBillsThe computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
It may not always be profitable at first for businesses to be online, but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online. - Esther Dyson
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
I don't think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. - Donald Trump
DNA is nature's own nanoengineered computer and it is well suited for solving cominatorial problems. Combining attributes is, after all, the essence of genetics. - Ray Kurzeil
What is truly revolutionary about molecular biology in the post-Watson-Crick era is that it has become digital - the machine code of the genes is uncannily computer-like. - Richard Dawkins
Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while online. - Andy Grove
The super computer is technologically impossible. It would take all of the water that flows over Niagara Falls to cool the heat generated by the number of vacuum tubes required. - Unknown
It is instructive, for instance, to trace the computer industry's decline in vision, idealism, creativity, romance and sheer fun as it becomes more and more important and prosperous. - Robert Shea
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower