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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Great dreams of great dreamers are always transcended. - A P J Abdul Kalam

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good. - C S Lewis

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

It's hard to feel middle-aged, because how can you tell how long you are going to live? - Mignon McLaughlin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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