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Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Excuses are easy to manufacture and hard to sell. - Chinese Proverb

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Doing nothing is very hard to do - you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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