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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. - Unknown

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

If you are big enough for your dream, your dream isn't big enough for God. - Mark Batterson

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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