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Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. - Herschel Walker

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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