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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce

Let each become all he was created capable of becoming. - Thomas Carlyle

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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