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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Heroes: What a guy in a canoe does - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher


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