On The Eighth Day

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

America can't beat anyone anymore. - George Clooney

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy

America is addicted to wars of distraction. - Barbara Ehrenreich

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide