QuotaBillsAmericans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Canadians are Americans with no Disneyland. - Margaret Mahy
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw
America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown
I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
Let each become all he was created capable of becoming. - Thomas Carlyle
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers
The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin
When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic
The town is as full as ever of 'characters,' all created by each other. - Wilfred Sheed
The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill
Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde
Heroes take journeys, confront dragons, and discover the treasure of their true selves. - Carol Pearson
And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde
If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood
One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol
Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer