On The Eighth Day

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Let each become all he was created capable of becoming. - Thomas Carlyle

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

The spirit of America has nurtured responsibility and community unlike any other country. - Stephen Covey

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers. - Tracey Ullman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown