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On The Eighth Day

Creation of American heroes

On The Eighth Day thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol


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