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OCD Ball Pit

After Sheldon Cooper finished reorganizing the Bouncy Castle

OCD Ball Pit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Ball Pit and Bounce House OCD-organized

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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown


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