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Not A Shot Was Fired

Either a great hunting dog, or a coyote making an ass of itself

Not A Shot Was Fired thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright


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