Not A Shot Was Fired
Either a great hunting dog, or a coyote making an ass of itself
QuotaBillsHunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown
Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright