Not A Shot Was Fired

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright