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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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