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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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