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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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