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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Still not worried

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Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Steven Wright

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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