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No Worries

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Sea what I mean - he's got a sinking feeling

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Still not worried

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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe. - Mark Twain

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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