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Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Belonging has always been a fundamental driver of humankind. - Brian Chesky
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright