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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value. - R Buckminster Fuller

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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