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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Call others into leadership with you. - Jacobia Solomon

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

People buy into the leader before they buy into the vision. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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