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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Poets aren't very useful,
Because they aren’t consumeful or produceful. - Ogden Nash

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,
And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart. - Edward Lear

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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