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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

I must follow my people. Am I not their leader? - Benjamin Disraeli

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Management by objective works - if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don't. - Peter F Drucker

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Becoming a leader is synonymous with becoming yourself. It is precisely that simple and it is also that difficult. - Warren Bennis

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things. - Ronald Reagan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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