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Nautical Bunk Bed

Night at sea in a young sailor's home

Nautical Bunk Bed thanks to Barry McCartney

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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Peeping Snake