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Nature Photographry

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Nature Photographry thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Being a nature photographer is the best job in the world

Madagascar is world-famous for its lemurs - primates that look something like a cat crossed with a squirrel and a dog. These animals are unique to the island and display a range of interesting behaviors from sashaying across the sand like a ballet dancer (sifaka) to singing like a whale (indri).

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Nature is cheaper than therapy. - M P Zarrella

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Disease is the retribution of outraged nature. - Hosea Ballou

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

Like a great poet, nature knows how to produce the greatest effects with the most limited means. - Heinrich Heine

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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