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It was Beauty killed the Beast. - King Kong

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dairymaid: A girl who ought to know butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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