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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare. - Homer

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. - Redd Foxx

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats


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