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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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