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Must Catch Pokemon

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List of Pokémon characters in the games, anime series, and manga series. A single character may appear in multiple continuities, sometimes in the same basic role (e.g. Giovanni) and sometimes in very different roles.

Player Characters
Chythegreatest (Roach)
Gold (Hibiki)
Kris (Kurisu)
Lyra (Kotone)
Brendan (Yüki)
May (Haruka)
Wes (Leo Reo)
Rui (Mirei)
Michael (Ryüto)
Lucas (Köki)
Dawn (Hikari)
Hilbert (Töya)
Hilda (Töko)
Nate (Kyöhei)
Rosa (Mei)
Calem (Karumu)
Serena
Helio
Solana
Kellyn
Kate
Ben
Summer

Rivals
Blue (Green)
Silver (Shirubä)
Wally (Mitsuru)
Barry (Jun)
Cheren
Bianca (Bel Beru)
N (Enu)
Hugh (Hyü)
Calem (or Serena)

Pseudo-rivals
Brendan (or May)
Lucas (or Dawn)
Ethan (or Lyra)
Shauna (Sana)
Tierno (Tieruno)
Trevor (Toroba)

Kanto Gym Leaders
Brock (Takeshi)
Misty (Kasumi)
Lt. Surge (Matis Machisu)
Erika
Sabrina (Natsume)
Kiyo (Nobuhiko)
Koga (Kyö)
Blaine (Katsura)
Giovanni (Sakaki)
Janine (Anzu)
Blue

Orange Islands Gym Leaders
Cissy (Atsumi)
Danny (Dan)
Rudy (Ziggy Jigï)
Luana (Ruriko)
Drake (Yüji)

Johto Gym Leaders
Falkner (Hayato)
Bugsy (Tsukushi)
Whitney (Akane)
Morty (Matsuba)
Chuck (Shijima)
Jasmine (Mikan)
Pryce (Yanagi)
Clair (Ibuki)

Hoenn Gym Leaders
Roxanne (Tsutsuji)
Brawly (Töki)
Wattson (Tessen)
Flannery (Asuna)
Norman (Senri)
Winona (Nagi)
Tate & Liza)
Wallace (Mikuri)
Juan (Adan)

Sinnoh Gym Leaders
Roark (Hyöta)
Gardenia (Natane)
Maylene (Sumomo)
Crasher Wake (Maximum Mask - Makishimamu Kamen)
Fantina (Melissa)
Byron (Tögan)
Candice (Suzuna)
Volkner (Denji)

Unova Gym Leaders (Black and White)
Cilan (Dent)
Lenora (Aloe)
Burgh (Arti)
Elesa (Kamitsure)
Clay (Yacon)
Skyla (Füro)
Brycen (Hachiku)
Drayden (Shaga)

Unova Gym Leaders (Black 2 and White 2)
Cheren
Roxie (Homika)
Marlon (Shizui)

Kalos Gym Leaders
Viola (Biora)
Grant (Zakuro)
Korrina (Corni)
Ramos (Fukuji)
Clemont (Citron)
Valerie (Mache)
Olympia (Gojika)
Wulfric (Urup)

Kanto Elite Four
Lorelei (Kanna)
Bruno (Shiba)
Agatha (Kikuko)
Lance (Wataru)

Johto Elite Four
Will (Itsuki)
Koga
Bruno
Karen (Karin)

Hoenn Elite Four
Sidney (Kagetsu)
Phoebe (Fuyö)
Glacia (Prim)
Drake (Genji)

Sinnoh Elite Four
Aaron (Ryö)
Bertha (Kikuno)
Flint (Öba)
Lucian (GoyÖ)

Unova Elite Four
Shauntal (Shikimi)
Grimsley (Gïma)
Caitlin (Cattleya)
Marshal (Renbu)

Kalos Elite Four
Malva (Pachira)
Siebold (Zumi)
Wikstrom (Gampi)
Drasna (Dracaena)

Regional Champions
Blue
Lance
Red
Steven Stone (Daigo Tsuwabuki)
Wallace
Cynthia (Shirona)
Alder (Adeku)
Iris
Diantha (Carnet)

QuotaBills
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

The more wonderful the meeting, the sadder the parting. - Pokemon

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you've done before, you have bested yourself. - Pokemon

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

Life would be a perpetual flea hunt if a man were obliged to run down all the innuendoes, inveracities, and insinuations and misrepresentations which are uttered against him. - Henry Ward Beecher

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

If somewhere in this world there is someone who understands you, it feels like that person is right beside you, even if you're as far apart as the end of the land and the top of the sky. - Pokemon

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. - Will Rogers

We made up games. We didn't have equipment. When it snowed, we would play slow motion tackle football. We would play hockey, but we wouldn't skate. We just made things up. I loved doing that. - Mike Krzyzewski

Even if we don't understand each other, that's not a reason to reject each other. There are two sides to any argument. Is there one point of view that has all the answers? Give it some thought. - Alder

If children really want to learn something, and have the opportunity to learn it in use, they do so even if the teaching is poor. For example many learn difficult video games with no professional teaching at all. - Seymour Papert


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