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Must Catch Pokemon

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Must Catch Pokemon thanks to Wayne Nowazek

List of Pokémon characters in the games, anime series, and manga series. A single character may appear in multiple continuities, sometimes in the same basic role (e.g. Giovanni) and sometimes in very different roles.

Player Characters
Chythegreatest (Roach)
Gold (Hibiki)
Kris (Kurisu)
Lyra (Kotone)
Brendan (Yüki)
May (Haruka)
Wes (Leo Reo)
Rui (Mirei)
Michael (Ryüto)
Lucas (Köki)
Dawn (Hikari)
Hilbert (Töya)
Hilda (Töko)
Nate (Kyöhei)
Rosa (Mei)
Calem (Karumu)
Serena
Helio
Solana
Kellyn
Kate
Ben
Summer

Rivals
Blue (Green)
Silver (Shirubä)
Wally (Mitsuru)
Barry (Jun)
Cheren
Bianca (Bel Beru)
N (Enu)
Hugh (Hyü)
Calem (or Serena)

Pseudo-rivals
Brendan (or May)
Lucas (or Dawn)
Ethan (or Lyra)
Shauna (Sana)
Tierno (Tieruno)
Trevor (Toroba)

Kanto Gym Leaders
Brock (Takeshi)
Misty (Kasumi)
Lt. Surge (Matis Machisu)
Erika
Sabrina (Natsume)
Kiyo (Nobuhiko)
Koga (Kyö)
Blaine (Katsura)
Giovanni (Sakaki)
Janine (Anzu)
Blue

Orange Islands Gym Leaders
Cissy (Atsumi)
Danny (Dan)
Rudy (Ziggy Jigï)
Luana (Ruriko)
Drake (Yüji)

Johto Gym Leaders
Falkner (Hayato)
Bugsy (Tsukushi)
Whitney (Akane)
Morty (Matsuba)
Chuck (Shijima)
Jasmine (Mikan)
Pryce (Yanagi)
Clair (Ibuki)

Hoenn Gym Leaders
Roxanne (Tsutsuji)
Brawly (Töki)
Wattson (Tessen)
Flannery (Asuna)
Norman (Senri)
Winona (Nagi)
Tate & Liza)
Wallace (Mikuri)
Juan (Adan)

Sinnoh Gym Leaders
Roark (Hyöta)
Gardenia (Natane)
Maylene (Sumomo)
Crasher Wake (Maximum Mask - Makishimamu Kamen)
Fantina (Melissa)
Byron (Tögan)
Candice (Suzuna)
Volkner (Denji)

Unova Gym Leaders (Black and White)
Cilan (Dent)
Lenora (Aloe)
Burgh (Arti)
Elesa (Kamitsure)
Clay (Yacon)
Skyla (Füro)
Brycen (Hachiku)
Drayden (Shaga)

Unova Gym Leaders (Black 2 and White 2)
Cheren
Roxie (Homika)
Marlon (Shizui)

Kalos Gym Leaders
Viola (Biora)
Grant (Zakuro)
Korrina (Corni)
Ramos (Fukuji)
Clemont (Citron)
Valerie (Mache)
Olympia (Gojika)
Wulfric (Urup)

Kanto Elite Four
Lorelei (Kanna)
Bruno (Shiba)
Agatha (Kikuko)
Lance (Wataru)

Johto Elite Four
Will (Itsuki)
Koga
Bruno
Karen (Karin)

Hoenn Elite Four
Sidney (Kagetsu)
Phoebe (Fuyö)
Glacia (Prim)
Drake (Genji)

Sinnoh Elite Four
Aaron (Ryö)
Bertha (Kikuno)
Flint (Öba)
Lucian (GoyÖ)

Unova Elite Four
Shauntal (Shikimi)
Grimsley (Gïma)
Caitlin (Cattleya)
Marshal (Renbu)

Kalos Elite Four
Malva (Pachira)
Siebold (Zumi)
Wikstrom (Gampi)
Drasna (Dracaena)

Regional Champions
Blue
Lance
Red
Steven Stone (Daigo Tsuwabuki)
Wallace
Cynthia (Shirona)
Alder (Adeku)
Iris
Diantha (Carnet)

QuotaBills
Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Even if you lose in battle, if you surpass what you've done before, you have bested yourself. - Pokemon

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical carer and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me. - Ted Nugent

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier

Better to hunt in fields, for health unbought,
Than fee the doctor for a nauseous draught,
The wise, for cure, on exercise depend;
God never made his work for man to mend. - John Dryden

If children really want to learn something, and have the opportunity to learn it in use, they do so even if the teaching is poor. For example many learn difficult video games with no professional teaching at all. - Seymour Papert

There are bad ways to win and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all. - Grimsley


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