A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the romance had gone out of their marriage.
"Remember when you used to carry me up to bed?" she asked.
"Yeah," he replied, “but be fair, you were only nine at the time!"
QuotaBillsMarriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself. - Arthur Miller
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques
No one can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices. - Edward R Murrow
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The fate of a nation has often depended upon the good or bad digestion of a prime minister. - Voltaire
There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword. The other is by debt. - John Adams
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager
A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst