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Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Jazz is not dead... it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Upright Piano: The noblest musical instrument - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - Halford E Luccock

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to lead the orchestra, you must turn your back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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