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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes. - Tim Vine

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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