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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Make Christ magnificent in the eyes of man. - Henrietta Mears

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

You'll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. - Dr. Seuss

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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