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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen Covey

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I still close my eyes and go home... I can always draw from that. - Dolly Parton

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to Z. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

There is so much in the world for us all if we only have the eyes to see it. - L M Montgomery

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes are closed. - Albert Einstein

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

A reputation, once damaged, may possibly be repaired, but the world will always keep their eyes on the spot where the crack was. - Joseph Hall

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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